Letter from NYU Law dean, Richard Revesz:

“I hope you can join either as a Weinfeld Benefactor, with gifts of $20,000 or more annually; a Weinfeld Patron, at $10,000 a year; or a Weinfeld Associate, at $5,000 a year.”

Are you kidding me?  I am unemployed and living with my parents, because that is apparently what an NYU degree will get you.  Not to mention my six-figure student loan debt.

I want to kick him in the face.

I think I will ask Dean Revesz if he would like to contribute $20,000 a year to become a Vanessa Benefactor.

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I’m wondering if I can just return it to NYU and get my money back.

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It was hilarious.  Until I realized how much it actually resembles my real life.  Sitting here, on my parents’ couch, watching Comedy Central.

Just replace “lost $385,000 of my parents’ money in some complicated investment scheme” with “wasted $180,000 of my parents’ money on a law degree only to be unemployed.”

I guess the show doesn’t seem so funny anymore.

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I fear this sometimes gives people the false impression that I am interested in what they are saying.

I’m not.

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But sometimes I still wish I had boobs big enough so I could place my iPod in the pocket of my strapless dress without flashing everyone walking down W. 3rd St.

Is that so much to ask?

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I woke up (5pm) with a headache.  Found computer on the floor near my bed.  Went online (without getting out of bed, of course).

Twelve minutes later, a small Mexican arrived in the lobby of my building with a bottle of Aleve.

Muchos gracias.

I love this city.

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