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Letter from NYU Law dean, Richard Revesz:
“I hope you can join either as a Weinfeld Benefactor, with gifts of $20,000 or more annually; a Weinfeld Patron, at $10,000 a year; or a Weinfeld Associate, at $5,000 a year.”
Are you kidding me? I am unemployed and living with my parents, because that is apparently what an NYU degree will get you. Not to mention my six-figure student loan debt.
I want to kick him in the face.
I think I will ask Dean Revesz if he would like to contribute $20,000 a year to become a Vanessa Benefactor.
I’m wondering if I can just return it to NYU and get my money back.
It was hilarious. Until I realized how much it actually resembles my real life. Sitting here, on my parents’ couch, watching Comedy Central.
Just replace “lost $385,000 of my parents’ money in some complicated investment scheme” with “wasted $180,000 of my parents’ money on a law degree only to be unemployed.”
I guess the show doesn’t seem so funny anymore.
I realized I have more clothes, shoes, and purses than any human being should ever own. So I have resolved to give away at least a third of my wardrobe to charity. Some of the things I am finding right now are absolutely ridiculous. Others, like these little sequined slippers, I can’t believe I ever forgot about.
I love finding things in the depths of my closet that I’d totally forgotten about, so they feel brand new again.
I fear this sometimes gives people the false impression that I am interested in what they are saying.
But sometimes I still wish I had boobs big enough so I could place my iPod in the pocket of my strapless dress without flashing everyone walking down W. 3rd St.
Is that so much to ask?
I woke up (5pm) with a headache. Found computer on the floor near my bed. Went online (without getting out of bed, of course).
Twelve minutes later, a small Mexican arrived in the lobby of my building with a bottle of Aleve.
I love this city.